New Years Wisdom:

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If you hosted a New Year’s party, well, you are probably still wading through flaming pizza boxes, empties of every descripton, unconcious guests, and peeling dried condoms off the walls. (If you are not, what kinda party was that? Wuss.)

A wise man and absent friend of mine sent along some post-apocolyptic New Years party cleanup tips. As he is a genuinely funny man, I will take this opportunity to steal his material. O Jester, thank you kindly.

My advice is don’t bother cleaning the bathroom until AFTER they