{"id":108,"date":"2007-04-22T10:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T14:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/22\/if-you-lived-here-youd-be-home-by-now\/"},"modified":"2007-04-22T10:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-22T14:20:00","slug":"if-you-lived-here-youd-be-home-by-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2007\/04\/22\/if-you-lived-here-youd-be-home-by-now\/","title":{"rendered":"If you lived here, you&#8217;d be home by now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just started a &#8220;Droogs Only&#8221; filter, so that while I&#8217;m still laid up in this geriatric rathole &#8211; and in the future- I can use LJ a little more honestly with my actual friiends and intimates, while screening it from the hoardes of teeming monkeys.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So, if you can see this, revel in your non- monkey status. Congratulations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just started a &#8220;Droogs Only&#8221; filter, so that while I&#8217;m still laid up in this geriatric rathole &#8211; and in the future- I can use LJ a little more honestly with my actual friiends and intimates, while screening it from the hoardes of teeming monkeys.&nbsp; So, if you can see this, revel in your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}