{"id":180,"date":"2008-05-20T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T02:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/20\/dental-hijinx\/"},"modified":"2008-05-20T22:59:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T02:59:00","slug":"dental-hijinx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2008\/05\/20\/dental-hijinx\/","title":{"rendered":"Dental Hijinx"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I look like a Little Rascals sight gag.<\/p>\n<p>Long overdue dental overtures have begun- I&#8217;ll be presentable in a couple of weeks,&nbsp; but at the moment&#8230; well, my lisp is almost as amusing as my smile.&nbsp; Such as it is. <br \/>In the meantime, I&#8217;m going to find me a rocking chair an a porch an&#8217; a jug o&#8217; hooch anna&#8217; ol&#8217; hound dawg, to complete the look&#8230; Cuz&#8217; if you are gonna make a statement, you should take it <i>all the way<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>:spits blood:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I look like a Little Rascals sight gag. Long overdue dental overtures have begun- I&#8217;ll be presentable in a couple of weeks,&nbsp; but at the moment&#8230; well, my lisp is almost as amusing as my smile.&nbsp; Such as it is. In the meantime, I&#8217;m going to find me a rocking chair an a porch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}