{"id":196,"date":"2008-06-26T15:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T15:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/26\/well-fucko\/"},"modified":"2008-06-26T15:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T15:37:00","slug":"well-fucko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2008\/06\/26\/well-fucko\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, fucko."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My new boots arrived today in time for TES Fest &#8211; Size 14 Extra Wide.<\/p>\n<p>Not a <b>chance<\/b> in <b>hell<\/b> I&#8217;ll ever get it over my club foot.<\/p>\n<p>Fucko. I&#8217;m going to TES Fest in my Frankenboots. I&#8217;ll feel half dressed. And then I am going to have to find someone who will make a pair of harness boots for my freak- ass foot.<\/p>\n<p><i>Damn, damn, damn.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new boots arrived today in time for TES Fest &#8211; Size 14 Extra Wide. Not a chance in hell I&#8217;ll ever get it over my club foot. Fucko. I&#8217;m going to TES Fest in my Frankenboots. I&#8217;ll feel half dressed. And then I am going to have to find someone who will make a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}