{"id":239,"date":"2009-04-30T22:07:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T22:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/30\/attention-universe\/"},"modified":"2009-04-30T22:07:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T22:07:00","slug":"attention-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2009\/04\/30\/attention-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"Attention Universe:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The people I love are no longer to be sick, get fucked with, or even inconvienced further, in any way.<\/p>\n<p>Furthermore, <em>any<\/em> matters of their mortality will henceforth be submitted to this office in triplicate for review and approval.<\/p>\n<p><strong>This shit stops now.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your attention<\/p>\n<p>Flagg<\/p>\n<p>PS:&nbsp;This <em>includes <\/em>your motherfucking swine flu. <strong>I am watching you.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The people I love are no longer to be sick, get fucked with, or even inconvienced further, in any way. Furthermore, any matters of their mortality will henceforth be submitted to this office in triplicate for review and approval. This shit stops now. Thank you for your attention Flagg PS:&nbsp;This includes your motherfucking swine flu. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}