{"id":468,"date":"2000-10-06T10:26:51","date_gmt":"2000-10-06T14:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nukemete.wpengine.com\/2000\/10\/trust-me\/"},"modified":"2000-10-06T10:26:51","modified_gmt":"2000-10-06T14:26:51","slug":"trust-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2000\/10\/06\/trust-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Trust Me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Trust Me.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>I am just a worthless liar.<br \/>I am just an imbecile.<br \/>I will only complicate you.<br \/>Trust in me and fall as well.<br \/>I will find a center in you.<br \/>I will chew it up and leave,<br \/>I will work to elevate you<br \/>just enough to bring you down.<\/p>\n<p>Trust me.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Tool<\/b> &#8211; <i>Sober<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}