“Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man, there was Surva-Santa of Claus: an apelike creature who’d make crude and pointless toys out of dino bones and his own waste. Hurling them at apelike creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called toys were buried as witches and deficated upon, and hurled at …
Holiday havoc
Holiday To-Do list: 1. Married off my friend Critical Jeff – Check. (I don’t like her, but his options are slim. Until I locate the cute librarian with the heart of gold who wants to adopt a feral barbarian-urban-wolf-child, I’ll let her live.) 2. Pack life for upcoming move to Brooklyn 3. Arrange moving-day war party for Jan 15th Beer …
The horror…. the horror,,,,
This MUST be read. “Oh I completely forgot about that. Yeah. I was not only afraid of Jed popping out with a knife, I was also afraid of those tarantulas. They were like a big unknown X-factor in the apartment. Normally I’m not very frightened of just godawful messes or rats, but if you throw giant tarantulas into the mix …
“We dream of rain, and the history of the Gun.”
“Om klim kalikayei namaha. Om kleem kah-lee-kah-yea nah-mah-hah” which does not translate in any literal way to: “Health and Knowledge and Wealth and Power/ Passion and Poems and Sex/ I wear a smile like a leather glove…”* or even: “In the land of the blind: KING/ KING/ KING/ KING/” Some say prayers/ Some say prayers/ I say mine.“** But it …
At z111’s request
At the behest of z111
About my animal
My animal has been making a real effort to increase her usefulness/understand and meet my expectations. Over the last month or so, she’s showed me a lot of initiative, a lot of hard work. She’s bruised today because of it, and because of something else. As I’ve been addressing my health/diabetes concerns im a more realistic fashion, I’ve been admitting/ …