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Dental Hijinx

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flagg

So, I look like a Little Rascals sight gag.

Long overdue dental overtures have begun- I’ll be presentable in a couple of weeks,  but at the moment… well, my lisp is almost as amusing as my smile.  Such as it is.
In the meantime, I’m going to find me a rocking chair an a porch an’ a jug o’ hooch anna’ ol’ hound dawg, to complete the look… Cuz’ if you are gonna make a statement, you should take it all the way.

:spits blood:

Comments

6 responses to “Dental Hijinx”

  1. ravenbait

    I’ve got that to look forward to a week on Friday.

    I’m supposed to be in court a week later. As the key witness for the prosecution.

    That’ll be fun.

  2. thudthwacker

    Alternately, you could paint your face orange.

    (I’m trying to help. Really. I’m just not very good at it.)

  3. ravenbait

    In what way would that help?

    (I think this is a joke that depends on exposure to some cultural reference and I’ve missed out on that exposure.)

  4. flagg

    i tried the orange face thing…

    but the candle kept burning the roof of my mouth.

    (Sam: Jack- O- Lanterns… carved gap tooth pumpkins, set out to be smashed by vandals and rot in the street in late october)

  5. ravenbait

    Re: i tried the orange face thing…

    Ahhhhhh.

    The gap-toothed pumpkin is for kiddies. We adults are much more creative. I once did a clown and scared myself with it.

    In Scotland it’s traditional to carve neeps. None of your soft southern squash here!