My good friend Thudthwacker had a few friends over to celebrate his birthday.
On the way there, he tells me that his seven year old daughter had a… disturbing dream about it the previous night.Not scary, exactly, but… notable.

There were three guests at the dream party. The one he took special note of was a dark haired man, with a long, long tongue. It was split. You know…

Like a snake.

…

I like her even more now.