• To whom it may concern:

    What happened over the last six months of silence.

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  • Vanishing Act

    So… This really started last summer. I had been looking for a job for months, and finally landed a grunt-monkey gig dragging boxes and stocking shelves at The Compleat Strategist.…

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  • The Land of What-the-Fuck…

    The phrase “horrified wonder” was used by my friend Thudthwacker to describe my expression this past Sunday, and is singularly apt. I was subject to the joys of a cultural…

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  • Dreams make no promises…

    Lots of weird dreams lately- I know my animal has been having her share. It seems like all the stress of the current dogpile of issues is finding weird ways…

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  • More moving angst

    I have stuff still left at Sir’s place in the Bronx- she suggests 2 carloads. If at all possible for her, I’d like to get it out before the weekend…

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  • Moving Day I – The Beginning

    Bear with me, Iโ€™m moving a lttle slow today (more on that later), but the most important things first: Thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you. People arrived…

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  • Surva Santa of Claws (this will take a while, so you should get some snacks)

    “Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man, there was Surva-Santa of Claus: an apelike creature who’d make crude and pointless toys out of dino bones and his own…

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  • Holiday havoc

    Holiday To-Do list: 1. Married off my friend Critical Jeff – Check. (I don’t like her, but his options are slim. Until I locate the cute librarian with the heart…

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  • The horror…. the horror,,,,

    This MUST be read. “Oh I completely forgot about that. Yeah. I was not only afraid of Jed popping out with a knife, I was also afraid of those tarantulas.…

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  • “We dream of rain, and the history of the Gun.”

    “Om klim kalikayei namaha. Om kleem kah-lee-kah-yea nah-mah-hah” which does not translate in any literal way to: “Health and Knowledge and Wealth and Power/ Passion and Poems and Sex/ I…

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  • At z111’s request

    At the behest of z111

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  • About my animal

    My animal has been making a real effort to increase her usefulness/understand and meet my expectations. Over the last month or so, she’s showed me a lot of initiative, a…

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  • Made my day:

    If I could just get this reaction every day, I’d be getting somewhere with this “Flagg: Fetish Diva” business: “Then Flagg. Holy shit. “ (From a review of the recent…

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  • Loathing

    Two years or so ago I divested myself of all the D/s mailing lists I was on but the one I own. It was a fine idea, and one I…

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  • As an olive branch to those I offended with my anti-meme crankiness…

    sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;’ cellspacing=’0′ cellpadding=’2′ align=’center’> If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric Username Yer Pirate Name! Name yer ship! Why be ye a Pirate? Damned…

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