: Cue music from “Brazil”:
<\/i>So, nothing happened. I jumped through the hoops, I juggled the chainsaws, gave blood, got irradiated, EKG, EEG, PDQ, yadda yadda yadda…<\/p>\n
Nothing.<\/b><\/p>\n
My co-ordinator who handles my donor never received notice that I passed my tests; even though I <\/b>already had. So… nothing can happen. No scheduling, Nicole can’t come north- nothing happens. <\/i><\/p>\n
Two weeks later, I have gone back and forth with Nicole enough to isolate the disconnect- I got on the phone and applied the skill that long term hospitalization had taught me: Raising Holy Fucking Hell with paper- pushers. <\/b><\/p>\n
Several acres of scorched earth later, things are moving again.<\/p>\n
Jesus people, don’t mind me, it’s just my LIFE. Of course I don’t mind important documents gathering dust in your fax machine. Silly, Silly me. I’m just dying. You go ahead and do whatever it is you were doing.<\/p>\n
Give me my kidney then die<\/i>, .goatfuckers.<\/p>\n
Don’t make me limp my sick ass down there.
I swear, the first piss I take is gonna be in your coffeepot.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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