{"id":153,"date":"2008-02-13T19:55:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T19:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/13\/arterial-spray\/"},"modified":"2008-02-13T19:55:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T19:55:00","slug":"arterial-spray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2008\/02\/13\/arterial-spray\/","title":{"rendered":"Arterial Spray"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, as I am making dinner, I feel a little damp.<\/p>\n<p>I look down and note that my bandage from dialysis has come loose&#8230; and I am pumping a spray of vitae all over my kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>Not enough to worry about, but more than enough to make my kitchen look like a crime scene.<\/p>\n<p>Crap- now i have to figure out how I&#8217;m going to be able to clean this before my house decides it<b> <\/b><i>likes<\/i><b> <\/b>the taste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, as I am making dinner, I feel a little damp. I look down and note that my bandage from dialysis has come loose&#8230; and I am pumping a spray of vitae all over my kitchen. Not enough to worry about, but more than enough to make my kitchen look like a crime scene. Crap- [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}