{"id":236,"date":"2009-04-25T01:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T01:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/25\/third-times-the-charm\/"},"modified":"2009-04-25T01:32:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-25T01:32:00","slug":"third-times-the-charm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2009\/04\/25\/third-times-the-charm\/","title":{"rendered":"Third time&#8217;s the charm&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m off to the hospital again. If it all pans out, an unfortunate 28 year old will be providing me a kidney and pancreas to harvest; plump, juicy organs to siphon youth and vitality out of in a more direct fashion than my usual way (moving in with them.)<\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;m off -I&#8217;ll have my cell, Harley is with me, If it happens at all, it will be about 8 AM Saturday , so most of you won&#8217;t even see this until it&#8217;s already been resolved, one way or another.<\/p>\n<p> Here goes nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m off to the hospital again. If it all pans out, an unfortunate 28 year old will be providing me a kidney and pancreas to harvest; plump, juicy organs to siphon youth and vitality out of in a more direct fashion than my usual way (moving in with them.) So, I&#8217;m off -I&#8217;ll have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}