{"id":47,"date":"2004-12-21T09:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-21T09:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/21\/the-horror-the-horror\/"},"modified":"2004-12-21T09:21:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-21T09:21:00","slug":"the-horror-the-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2004\/12\/21\/the-horror-the-horror\/","title":{"rendered":"The horror&#8230;. the horror,,,,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <b>MUST<\/b> be read. <\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Oh I completely forgot about that. Yeah. I was not only afraid of Jed popping out with a knife, I was also afraid of those tarantulas. They were like a big unknown X-factor in the apartment. Normally I&#8217;m not very frightened of just godawful messes or rats, but if you throw giant tarantulas into the mix it really drives me up a wall. Especially in terrain like that. I was imagining setting my hand down on a part of the couch right as I was climbing over it and setting it right down on top of one of those hairy bastards. They could move, too. The fact that there were newspapers all around for them to hide under didn&#8217;t help. And I imagined they had plenty to eat while in that apartment, and possibly gave birth to a jillion other little tarantulas&#8230;&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.thingie.net\/rants\/what\/<\/p>\n<p>This may be both the funniest and most horrible account of craziness <b>ever<\/b>. <\/p>\n<p><i>All of it. If you start, no stopping until the end.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I repeat:<\/p>\n<p>This <b>MUST<\/b> be read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This MUST be read. &#8220;Oh I completely forgot about that. Yeah. I was not only afraid of Jed popping out with a knife, I was also afraid of those tarantulas. They were like a big unknown X-factor in the apartment. Normally I&#8217;m not very frightened of just godawful messes or rats, but if you throw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}