{"id":496,"date":"2002-12-11T08:33:34","date_gmt":"2002-12-11T13:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nukemete.wpengine.com\/2002\/12\/kids-say-the-darndest-things\/"},"modified":"2002-12-11T08:33:34","modified_gmt":"2002-12-11T13:33:34","slug":"kids-say-the-darndest-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2002\/12\/11\/kids-say-the-darndest-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids say the darndest things&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From JK:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In my college psychology class, I interviewed children for a paper about vegetarianism, and in answer to my question, &#8220;<i>Is a cow who is going to be turned into a hamburger happy<\/i>?&#8221; one boy said, &#8220;<i>Yes, because it gets to be meat for me<\/i>.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}