{"id":525,"date":"2003-03-24T19:41:02","date_gmt":"2003-03-24T19:41:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nukemete.wpengine.com\/2003\/03\/thats-my-boy\/"},"modified":"2003-03-24T19:41:02","modified_gmt":"2003-03-24T19:41:02","slug":"thats-my-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2003\/03\/24\/thats-my-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s my boy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get the coolest mail of anybody I know. Today provided: <B>1: A butcher&#8217;s coat, complete with bloodstain. 2: An awl\/ icepick. 3: A huge, heavy, dirty, menacing butcher&#8217;s cleaver. 4: A gorgeous old straight razor in excellent condition.<\/B> Thank you, boy. Travel safe, wherever the hell it is you are heading. You&#8217;re always going to be &#8220;<I>punk<\/I>&#8221; to me. Get used to it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}