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So, it\u2019s been a long few months.<\/P>
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I have not updated Innuendo in some time- mostly because the gibbering monkey that was stealing my change was checking it for things to trot to his lawyer. It\u2019s not really a shock, as he was showing up with him everywhere he knew we\u2019d be in the same place, often carrying a camera. <\/SPAN>Seanbaby<\/A>, font of wisdom and spirit guide, pretty much covered their<\/A> antics, seek his wisdom<\/A>.
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A final note, before I move on:<\/P>
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I made a promise a few posts back. I keep my promises.<\/P>
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Here comes trouble…<\/EM>
Open wide.<\/STRONG><\/P>
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But before I roll on to other topics, (My animal, the upcoming visit of my twin, and the TES<\/A> Elections) I have some thank you’s.<\/P>
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Thank you to The Big Mosquito<\/A>, for being Da Man. “If you want to be da man, you gotta beat da Man…”<\/EM>  and that I could not do- and I’m glad of it. More on that during The Election Follies<\/STRONG>, coming soon.<\/P>
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My appreciation to J.K, my number one fan. Hungry for what table scraps I throw her, and sends me delightful tribute. Maybe one day I’ll spit on her.<\/P>
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Finally, thank you to Soulhuntre<\/A> for going above and beyond, helping me take care of me and mine, keeping an eye on my animal and always making me laugh. A far better man than the Ms. Boards will ever appreciate. (But then, they are not terribly big on men over there. Apparently, we’re bad<\/STRONG><\/EM>.)<\/P>
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Finally: This<\/A> is so funny I can hardly breathe.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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