{"id":529,"date":"2003-10-16T09:13:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-16T09:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2003\/10\/16\/please-allow-me-to-introduce-myself\/"},"modified":"2003-10-16T09:13:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-16T09:13:00","slug":"please-allow-me-to-introduce-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2003\/10\/16\/please-allow-me-to-introduce-myself\/","title":{"rendered":"Please allow me to introduce myself…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I said, who are you?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Well, let’s see. Seeing as today is certainly my day, why don’t you call me Wednesday. Mr. Wednesday. Although considering the weather, it might as well be Thursday, eh?<\/i>”
\n– Neil Gamian – American Gods<\/i> <\/p>\n

Some of us are so sharp we could just cut ourselves.<\/i>”
\n(Mr. Croup, of Croup and Vandemar, the Old Firm)
\n– Neil Gaiman – Neverwhere<\/i> <\/p>\n

Talk of the Devil and he’ll appear.<\/i>”
\n– Erasmus<\/p>\n

Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous, by drunken prophecies, libels, and dreams.<\/i>”
\n– Shakespeare<\/p>\n

I love it when a plan comes together.<\/i>”
\n– Hannibal Smith, The A Team<\/i><\/p>\n

I hope this journal proves as entertaining to my friends as it is to me. And for those who have already earmarked me as a friend- thank you kindly. <\/p>\n

Every hour wounds. The last one kills.<\/i>”
\n– Old saying<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I said, who are you?” “Well, let’s see. Seeing as today is certainly my day, why don’t you call me Wednesday. Mr. Wednesday. Although considering the weather, it might as well be Thursday, eh?” – Neil Gamian – American Gods “Some of us are so sharp we could just cut ourselves.” (Mr. Croup, of Croup […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}