{"id":537,"date":"2003-09-18T09:08:26","date_gmt":"2003-09-18T09:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nukemete.wpengine.com\/2003\/09\/what-exactly-are-you-expecting\/"},"modified":"2003-09-18T09:08:26","modified_gmt":"2003-09-18T09:08:26","slug":"what-exactly-are-you-expecting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2003\/09\/18\/what-exactly-are-you-expecting\/","title":{"rendered":"What, exactly, are you expecting?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>After nine months of acting like an entitled infant, <A href=\"http:\/\/www.seanbaby.com\/superfriends\/wondertwins.htm\">you<\/A> expect&#8230; <EM>what<\/EM>?<BR><BR>You have proven time and time again that you have no understanding of adult communications, and have thrown any gestures of civility and maturity back in our faces.&nbsp;<BR><BR><EM>Please.<\/EM> Spare me yet more victimized dramatics.<BR><BR><EM>Civility is wasted on you.<\/EM><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}