{"id":556,"date":"2004-01-30T15:38:28","date_gmt":"2004-01-30T20:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nukemete.wpengine.com\/2004\/01\/heh-2\/"},"modified":"2004-01-30T15:38:28","modified_gmt":"2004-01-30T20:38:28","slug":"heh-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2004\/01\/30\/heh-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Heh."},"content":{"rendered":"

“Why have you got half a brick, there?”<\/EM><\/P>
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“I’m saving up for a house.”<\/EM><\/P>
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-Sam Vimes – Night Watch<\/STRONG> by Terry Prachett<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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