{"id":68,"date":"2005-12-05T18:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T18:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2005\/12\/05\/ho-ho-ho\/"},"modified":"2005-12-05T18:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-05T18:36:00","slug":"ho-ho-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2005\/12\/05\/ho-ho-ho\/","title":{"rendered":"Ho Ho Ho"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"500\" style='border:1px solid black;background-color:white;color:black'>\n<tr>\n<td><img src='http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/santa.gif'><font size=\"6\">Dear Santa&#8230;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><b>Dear Santa,<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This year I&#8217;ve been busy!<\/p>\n<p>In February I gave <a href=\"http:\/\/hrhcourtney.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">hrhcourtney<\/a> a wet willie, then I took it back <font size=\"-3\" color=\"gray\">(-5 points)<\/font>.  In June I turned <a href=\"http:\/\/babalon_it.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">babalon_it<\/a> in for farting in church <font size=\"-3\" color=\"gray\">(3 points)<\/font>.  In August I bought porn for <a href=\"http:\/\/teediggy.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">teediggy<\/a> <font size=\"-3\" color=\"gray\">(-10 points)<\/font>.  In July I set <a href=\"http:\/\/soulhuntre_main.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">soulhuntre_main<\/a>&#8216;s puppy on fire <font size=\"-3\" color=\"gray\">(-66 points)<\/font>.  In May <a href=\"http:\/\/irishlass5383.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">irishlass5383<\/a> and I donated clothes to the needy <font size=\"-3\" color=\"gray\">(11 points)<\/font>.  <\/p>\n<p>Overall, I&#8217;ve been <b>naughty<\/b> <font size=\"-3\" color=\"gray\">(-67 points)<\/font>.  For Christmas I deserve <b>a lump of coal<\/b>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sincerely,<br \/>flaggestate<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa&#8230; Dear Santa, This year I&#8217;ve been busy! In February I gave hrhcourtney a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I turned babalon_it in for farting in church (3 points). In August I bought porn for teediggy (-10 points). In July I set soulhuntre_main&#8216;s puppy on fire (-66 points). [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}