{"id":99,"date":"2006-09-24T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-24T11:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tdgsafety.wordpress.com\/2006\/09\/24\/you-bes-have-my-money-bitch\/"},"modified":"2006-09-24T11:39:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-24T11:39:00","slug":"you-bes-have-my-money-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/2006\/09\/24\/you-bes-have-my-money-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"You bes’ have my money, bitch…."},"content":{"rendered":"

I am rollin’ <\/em>in the sweet gray haired honeys. I got your “Yoo- Hoo” right here.<\/em>..<\/p>\n

A care package arrived from fatr away, filled with ill gotten tools to my current state of pimpin’ style. The secret? Illegally gained orthodontic supplies.<\/p>\n

<\/strong>That’s right- with these black market babies, I am the man<\/em> with the juice on the wards. You gots to give them a little taste of sweet, sweet sugar, and they come wheelin’ back for more. Starts1 <\/strong>had it right back in the day- and he should know, because he’s the Money Grip Daddy for TES, yo- but with this little gift of dental contraband, I am the Mack<\/strong> all up in here. “cause I got me…<\/p>\n

A denture cleaner.
<\/strong>
And all the supplies.<\/em><\/p>\n

And in this beige and olive purgatory, treshness is hard to come by, yo. But I got the shizz-nit<\/em> to whiten those sweet, sweet pearlies. Make ’em shine<\/em>, so you can flash that dazzling, (if ill fitting) smile at the old bastid next to you, slather on the Ben Gay annd talcum and work<\/em> that wheelchair, girl! And once you got it goin’ on, and you start bringin’ those watches, walkers, wills and retirement accounts to Mack Daddy F<\/strong>, you know<\/em> I’ll let you keep those choppers gleamin’!<\/p>\n

First one’s free, bitches. Line it up<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Bat Boy and I say thank you, KT. Way cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am rollin’ in the sweet gray haired honeys. I got your “Yoo- Hoo” right here… A care package arrived from fatr away, filled with ill gotten tools to my current state of pimpin’ style. The secret? Illegally gained orthodontic supplies. That’s right- with these black market babies, I am the man with the juice […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foolish-house.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}