Ho Ho Ho

In The Doubtful Guest by flagg4 Comments

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In February I gave hrhcourtney a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I turned babalon_it in for farting in church (3 points). In August I bought porn for teediggy (-10 points). In July I set soulhuntre_main‘s puppy on fire (-66 points). In May irishlass5383 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-67 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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