Listen Up, You Medevil Screwheads… THIS is my BOOM STICK!

In The Doubtful Guest by flagg8 Comments

: Cue music from “Brazil”:
So, nothing happened. I jumped through the hoops, I juggled the chainsaws, gave blood, got irradiated, EKG, EEG, PDQ, yadda yadda yadda…


My co-ordinator who handles my donor never received notice that I passed my tests; even though I already had. So… nothing can happen. No scheduling, Nicole can’t come north- nothing happens.

Two weeks later, I have gone back and forth with Nicole enough to isolate the disconnect- I got on the phone and applied the skill that long term hospitalization had taught me: Raising Holy Fucking Hell with paper- pushers.

Several acres of scorched earth later, things are moving again.

Jesus people, don’t mind me, it’s just my LIFE. Of course I don’t mind important documents gathering dust in your fax machine. Silly, Silly me. I’m just dying. You go ahead and do whatever it is you were doing.

Give me my kidney then die, .goatfuckers.

Don’t make me limp my sick ass down there.
 I swear, the first piss I take is gonna be in your coffeepot.

  • Man, that last line almost made milk shoot outta my nose. And I wasn’t even drinking any at the time! πŸ˜€

    • you know, some people might *like* pee in thier coffee pots! sheesh

  • WTF? They actually allow people like this to work on the transplant service? I’d have someone’s job before I checked out. Let whoever is responsible for this clusterfuck go work in the elective plastic surgery center, delaying boob jobs and chin implants. People who let confidential, critical documents gather dust on a fax machine do not need to be working in any capacity that can jeopardize someone’s health and life.

    Is this in Queens, perchance? My cousin is a hospital administrator and might be able to help you.

  • As much as the situation bites…

    God is it good to see you angry and fighting πŸ™‚

  • Raising hell with paperpushers can be a surprisingly useful charisma/willpower skill. I hope the word “Malpractice” came up. I’m glad things are moving again.

  • That is unbelievable! Bastards. How dare they pull that kind of unprofessional, thoughtless shit, and then, on TOP of that, make you have to go through all that to fix the problem. It really should be someone’s job, at the minimum … their ass on a pike would be better.

    I’m glad you got it fixed, but sorry you had to go through all that.

  • I’m sorry you had to go through that, but it’s really great to see you angry and fighting!! I hope you don’t have to fight for anything like that again anytime soon, but i am glad to see you with some energy πŸ™‚

  • I swear, the first piss I take is gonna be in your coffeepot.

    Don’t devalue your piss like that. It’s too good for them.