Arterial Spray

In The Doubtful Guest by flagg2 Comments

So, as I am making dinner, I feel a little damp.

I look down and note that my bandage from dialysis has come loose… and I am pumping a spray of vitae all over my kitchen.

Not enough to worry about, but more than enough to make my kitchen look like a crime scene.

Crap- now i have to figure out how I’m going to be able to clean this before my house decides it likes the taste.

  • If I could, I would send you Gabriella and her cleaning services…we wouldn’t want your house to develop that taste for your fluids…

    …click her for obscure movie reference above:

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0115994/plotsummary

  • You are the only person who can talk about a leaking dialysis port and leave me in hysterics. I am sorry about the mess. You have the *best* attitude of anyone I know. (((HUGS)))