Attention Universe:

In The Doubtful Guest by flagg6 Comments

The people I love are no longer to be sick, get fucked with, or even inconvienced further, in any way.

Furthermore, any matters of their mortality will henceforth be submitted to this office in triplicate for review and approval.

This shit stops now.

Thank you for your attention

Flagg

PS: This includes your motherfucking swine flu. I am watching you.