(found on Soupsandwich 0445: Wake her up at her house with a flashbang in the bedroom. Scream at her and tell her she’s got “Exactly thirty-fucking-seconds” to get out to the Parade field for PT. The Parade field can be her front yard, backyard, street front, wherever. While she’s scrambling to get her clothes on,…
Share the warmth: http://www.tard-blog.com/ Angelo was walking towards the coat room today, when he clipped one of the classroom tables with his hip. Feeling slighted, he cursed at the table and swung his leg to kick the corner he’d bumped into. He missed the table leg by inches and sent his foot smashing into the…
This is the problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but in actuality we all post the same incestuous, virally shared memes. I’m going to rectify it. I want you to seriously consider why we pass these herpes-pablum thought poison. Something like this should be obvious, but I really have no idea…
I love this season, and today is the first day I’ve really gotten to feel it, as if there were dry leaves swirling around my boots when I walk. The air smells right, at last. On candystripe legs spiderman comes Softly through the shadow of the evening sun Stealing past the windows of the blissfully…
Maybe I dreamed it.
Back. This has been a long, unpleasant few months. The job I had was draining my life, health and strength. I was a walking zombie for most of the summer, most systems shut down into a purely wretched survival groove, which had been deteriorating into a depressed spiral. All the ballast had been thrown overboard…
Which Eddie Izzard “Dressed to Kill” line are you? by Saphyne Username Eddie Izzard quote: “You killed 100,000 people? Ahhh. You must get up very early in the morning. I can’t even get down the gym! Your diary must look odd. Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death, lunch…death, death,…
One of the most famous sequences in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas revolves around Raoul Duke reassembling events from the ruins of his hotel room and some garbled, incomprehensible audio tapes. This felt like that. If there had been a tape recording, it would have included me waking my animal from her place on…
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To put it simply, my needs to keep my environment structured and control my blood sugar seems to be directly at odds with what my boss needs friom an employee. Trying to do what he needs is not making me feel to good. I don’t know what to do.
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Despite myself, TES is still important to me. Sometimes I feel like I should know better- but when it comes down to it, I don’t. Election time is coming up, and I am running to resume/continue my post as parlimentarian. Being presiding officer is a better fit for me than voting member ever was- despite…
For my animal’s birthday, we have scrounged a trip to Vegas- that’s what’s been keeping me going through the first long-ass month at the job. We are away tomorrow. It’s a good, good thing. Highlights include: Meeting z111 for the first time. Meeting up with my wise and savage compadre, The Silverback. Being in Vegas…
I ache all over. This is the beginning of my third week on the job, and I am finally able to stay awake for more than a moment walking through the door. After about a decade of freelance computer and artwork (And sloth. Lots of sloth. Can’t forget that- that being “Sloth”. Not the critter.…
… the weird turn pro.” -Hunter S. Thompson And so it goes, and so have I. It’s low pay, but it’s a field I know and a great location. Did I mention low pay? Very low pay. But workling can only help- my blood, my sleep, my finances, my use of time. So today i…