Foolish House

“Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!” -Timon of Athens, act IV

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(found on Soupsandwich 0445: Wake her up at her house with a flashbang in the bedroom. Scream at her and tell her she’s got “Exactly thirty-fucking-seconds” to get out to…

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Share the warmth: http://www.tard-blog.com/ Angelo was walking towards the coat room today, when he clipped one of the classroom tables with his hip. Feeling slighted, he cursed at the table…

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This is the problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but in actuality we all post the same incestuous, virally shared memes. I’m going to rectify it.…

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I love this season, and today is the first day I’ve really gotten to feel it, as if there were dry leaves swirling around my boots when I walk. The…

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Maybe I dreamed it.

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Back. This has been a long, unpleasant few months. The job I had was draining my life, health and strength. I was a walking zombie for most of the summer,…

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Which Eddie Izzard “Dressed to Kill” line are you? by Saphyne Username Eddie Izzard quote: “You killed 100,000 people? Ahhh. You must get up very early in the morning. I…

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One of the most famous sequences in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas revolves around Raoul Duke reassembling events from the ruins of his hotel room and some garbled, incomprehensible…

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To put it simply, my needs to keep my environment structured and control my blood sugar seems to be directly at odds with what my boss needs friom an employee.…

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Despite myself, TES is still important to me. Sometimes I feel like I should know better- but when it comes down to it, I don’t. Election time is coming up,…

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For my animal’s birthday, we have scrounged a trip to Vegas- that’s what’s been keeping me going through the first long-ass month at the job. We are away tomorrow. It’s…

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I ache all over. This is the beginning of my third week on the job, and I am finally able to stay awake for more than a moment walking through…

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