Yahtzee!
“…because monkeys love buttons.” Off to brunch with my animal.
The Doubtful Guest
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Argh.
I fucking hate insomnia.
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Encore!
1. Go here. 2. Pass it on.
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I like this one.
I hereby suspend my “no meme” policy for this bit of viral amusement: 1. Go here. 2. Pass it on.
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A man walks into a talent agent…
The Aristocrats: Go see it. It’s a documentary about a joke. A joke. Possibly the dirtiest, filthiest, vilest, most mind bogglingly perverse joke ever told. Told again and again in a hundred different ways by the funniest people you can imagine, old amd new. Eddie Izzard, Gilbert Gottfried, George Carlin, Larry Storch, Penn Gilette and…
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For Eltriese…
For helping make hrhcourtney’s birthday all that it was, and just being way cool company, I give you this: Iron Chef …the way it should be. ( www.seanbaby.com/personal/americarules.htm ) ” I knew what I had to do. I had to train myself for Iron Chef in the ancient manner, to be ready for anything Japan’s…
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Here She Comes
Ioday is the second of my commercial seminars- The first was Mindfucks for Fun and Profit, today is Conditioning for Fun and Profit, and next month will be Structure and Protocol for Fun and Profit. They are extensions of my previous seminars- 2 hour blocks- and geared towards the Pro Domme audience. Pros have all…
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Freakish mutations.
So, as part of the dialysis process, I have had a surgery called a fistula – a u-turn of a vein into an artery, creating a roaring channel of blood in my arm unfettered with silly distractions like circulation. The point is to make a unnaturally high volume blood vessel to use as my dialysis…
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Will wonders ever cease? (From Merry)
:Howls of derisive laughter: http://www.verifiedbdsm.com/ You would have to KILL me first.
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To whom it may concern:
What happened over the last six months of silence.
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The Land of What-the-Fuck…
The phrase “horrified wonder” was used by my friend Thudthwacker to describe my expression this past Sunday, and is singularly apt. I was subject to the joys of a cultural Drive-By, as directed by David Lynch: A Russian Jew/ Kentucky Cracker hybrid wedding reception. There was food in plentitude, and good food, provided you enjoy…
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Dreams make no promises…
Lots of weird dreams lately- I know my animal has been having her share. It seems like all the stress of the current dogpile of issues is finding weird ways to vent itself. Some highlights: A series of dreams which centered around the fact that my dear friend Thudthwacker was dead. (He’s not, or he’s…
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More moving angst
I have stuff still left at Sir’s place in the Bronx- she suggests 2 carloads. If at all possible for her, I’d like to get it out before the weekend is up, as she has stuff happening there as of Monday. So- the call is going out again. Anyboidy automotive who can assist?
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Moving Day I – The Beginning
Bear with me, I’m moving a lttle slow today (more on that later), but the most important things first: Thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you. People arrived early, and broke their respective backs for me and mine: Aillecat and her little girl Phoenixstar21, Irishlass5383 and Matt, Edgykitten Thudthwacker, and girlfriday79 all turned…
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Surva Santa of Claws (this will take a while, so you should get some snacks)
“Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man, there was Surva-Santa of Claus: an apelike creature who’d make crude and pointless toys out of dino bones and his own waste. Hurling them at apelike creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called toys were buried as witches and…