Dear Santa… Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In February I gave hrhcourtney a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I turned babalon_it in for farting in church (3 points). In August I bought porn for teediggy (-10 points). In July I set soulhuntre_main‘s puppy on fire (-66 points).…
After a couple of bad weeks ( I was prescribed a damn stupid medication during my last trip to the hospital and have been slogging my way through the complications) I am finally doing better… and nothing makes me feel better than making a little money. (Well, a few things- but not many). Tonight was…
So, my stalker has resurfaced, here on LJ. She has “friended” me. Bleah. I think I shall neglect to return the favor. This fruitbat is the one who hears voices,and nearly drowned her offspring and attempted to move in with me at their behest… not mine. Busy, busy voices. Please, go away. If any of…
Wow. Best trip ever. We need to vacation where there is nothing to do- because I don’t think we slept for three days. It was a blur of neon, greed, sequins and gluttony. Oddly enough, I did not win my bonus fabulous wealth jackpot extravaganza with my quarter, but I was assured that it was…
Lies and lights and greed and illusion and entertainment and food and luxury and decadence and distraction and no clocks and cameras and mirrors and sex and lures and bait and switch and buffets and room service and swimming pools and neon and blinking lights and pawnshops and hope and despair and glitter… I’m off…
“…because monkeys love buttons.” Off to brunch with my animal.
I fucking hate insomnia.
1. Go here. 2. Pass it on.
I hereby suspend my “no meme” policy for this bit of viral amusement: 1. Go here. 2. Pass it on.
The Aristocrats: Go see it. It’s a documentary about a joke. A joke. Possibly the dirtiest, filthiest, vilest, most mind bogglingly perverse joke ever told. Told again and again in a hundred different ways by the funniest people you can imagine, old amd new. Eddie Izzard, Gilbert Gottfried, George Carlin, Larry Storch, Penn Gilette and…
For helping make hrhcourtney’s birthday all that it was, and just being way cool company, I give you this: Iron Chef …the way it should be. ( www.seanbaby.com/personal/americarules.htm ) ” I knew what I had to do. I had to train myself for Iron Chef in the ancient manner, to be ready for anything Japan’s…
Ioday is the second of my commercial seminars- The first was Mindfucks for Fun and Profit, today is Conditioning for Fun and Profit, and next month will be Structure and Protocol for Fun and Profit. They are extensions of my previous seminars- 2 hour blocks- and geared towards the Pro Domme audience. Pros have all…
So, as part of the dialysis process, I have had a surgery called a fistula – a u-turn of a vein into an artery, creating a roaring channel of blood in my arm unfettered with silly distractions like circulation. The point is to make a unnaturally high volume blood vessel to use as my dialysis…
:Howls of derisive laughter: http://www.verifiedbdsm.com/ You would have to KILL me first.
What happened over the last six months of silence.