• KONG!!!

    In my world, there is a new King of the Monkeys.

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  • Ho Ho Ho

    Dear Santa… Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In February I gave hrhcourtney a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I turned babalon_it in…

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  • Looking up

    After a couple of bad weeks ( I was prescribed a damn stupid medication during my last trip to the hospital and have been slogging my way through the complications)…

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  • Dead things and extra teeth

    So, my stalker has resurfaced, here on LJ. She has “friended” me. Bleah. I think I shall neglect to return the favor. This fruitbat is the one who hears voices,and…

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  • Made it back alive….

    Wow. Best trip ever. We need to vacation where there is nothing to do- because I don’t think we slept for three days. It was a blur of neon, greed,…

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  • The Big Show

    Lies and lights and greed and illusion and entertainment and food and luxury and decadence and distraction and no clocks and cameras and mirrors and sex and lures and bait…

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  • Yahtzee!

    “…because monkeys love buttons.” Off to brunch with my animal.

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  • Argh.

    I fucking hate insomnia.

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  • Encore!

    1. Go here. 2. Pass it on.

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  • I like this one.

    I hereby suspend my “no meme” policy for this bit of viral amusement: 1. Go here. 2. Pass it on.

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  • A man walks into a talent agent…

    The Aristocrats: Go see it. It’s a documentary about a joke. A joke. Possibly the dirtiest, filthiest, vilest, most mind bogglingly perverse joke ever told. Told again and again in…

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  • For Eltriese…

    For helping make hrhcourtney’s birthday all that it was, and just being way cool company, I give you this: Iron Chef …the way it should be. ( www.seanbaby.com/personal/americarules.htm ) ”…

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  • Here She Comes

    Ioday is the second of my commercial seminars- The first was Mindfucks for Fun and Profit, today is Conditioning for Fun and Profit, and next month will be Structure and…

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  • Freakish mutations.

    So, as part of the dialysis process, I have had a surgery called a fistula – a u-turn of a vein into an artery, creating a roaring channel of blood…

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  • Will wonders ever cease? (From Merry)

    :Howls of derisive laughter: http://www.verifiedbdsm.com/ You would have to KILL me first.

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